Theme SaaS – Silicon Valley Meets Theme Hospital

Show HN: Theme SaaS – Silicon Valley Meets Theme Hospital

Based, Theme SaaS – Silicon Valley Meets Theme Hospital works in show hn launch.

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Hey HN! I built a startup simulator where you play as a founder trying to grow a SaaS company from nothing to $100M ARR (or get acqui-hired trying).You hire engineers, ship features, manage burn rate, deal with random VC drama, and make decisions that affect morale, tech debt, and churn.Two modes:Quick Game (~10 min): 24 months, see how far you can growFull Simulation (~1 hr): Open-ended, save/load, leaderboard, acquisition offersTech stack: React + Three.js for the isometric office view, Zustand for state, Cloudflare Pages + D1 for the backend, Google Identity Services for auth.The game engine runs a real-ish simulation each month — users grow based on features and churn, MRR compounds, emp

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